Would I consider you a hypocrite

for expecting me to do now what I

expected you to do then, despite your

having not done it? What if you proclaimed,

in one of endless debates pretended

while vacationing separately (some days

it makes perfect sense, others it seems strange 

to have been wired identically

without correspondingly having been

wired correspondingly), your verdict

more for “might as well” spirit than with real

conviction, while, gravely mediating

pique and an attempted sublimation 

of pique, I (as I’d then proclaim) did not?